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Thor’s Hammer according to Paul Rudd
Jonathan can only be held by those deemed worthy
Jonathan is sweet, sexy, and has the most beautiful blue eyes. Usually has brown hair and makes u feel like the most luckiest person alive. Is extremely Loyal and hates making you sad. He's about 6'0" and is super strong. He makes u feel like one of a kind, never let Jonathan go or ur losing a once in a lifetime chance.
Girl 1: Woah, who is that?
Girl 2: Oh, that's Jonathan, isn't he a dream?
Girl 1: Hell yeah he is, imma go ask him out
Girl 2: Oh he has a girlfriend and he's super loyal
Girl 1: Man, she's lucky
Girl 2: yea she is
They be the type of boys who got the biggest booty then any girl bro like it’s sooooooo big and I be putting my face in it brooo it’s so crazy fr fr
“They got big booty” “Jonathan got the big booty”
Jonathan is a super sexy Alpha Male with a high ass and tight jeans. Some would even say to tight
Wow who's that?? Oh that's Jonathan Just look at his jeanns wow soooo tight
The most adorable and funniest boy you’ll ever meet .although he can be mean it’s hard to stay mad at him because the smile he brings you will be the brightest smile you’ll ever experience.he has the purest soul and a beautiful heart,, you can tell he’s probably been hurt before and that’s why you should treat him with thetye highest degree of respect and love .jonathan is also a natural born leader which explains his authority issue and the constant need to control high pressure situations ,but to sum it up he is the meanest sweetheart you’ll ever meet😁
Jonathan is so mean
The coolest nigga in da world, revived me in fortnite one time and we caught da dub💯💯
Jason: Jonathan, revive me!
Jonathan: gotchu bro
*gets the fortnite dub*
A complete favor that no one likes and wants to die. Commonly referred to as fish