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monkey kiss

(Verb): To open your mouth wide, place on a person's cheek creating a seal, then move your tongue around viciously essentially licking their cheek and preferably covering it in saliva. Often used as a joke punishment on a friend or significant other.

Girl: Why do you think they call it a spork?
Guy: (Monkey Kiss)
Girl: Awww! Gross!
Guy: Hehe...

by A-Master Dizzle March 12, 2008

22๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kiss of the dragon

The dipping of a penis into a shot of alcohol prior to consuming it.

Hey Chris, my tip kinda burns from that kiss of the dragon!

You should probably pour your own shot because Brian is known for surprise kiss of the dragons.

by Somar Niarb July 18, 2010

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aussie kiss

cunnilingus (the act of touching a woman's sex organs with the mouth and tongue in order to give sexual pleasure)

Etymology: Aussie kiss is similar to French kiss but from down under
"down under" refers to AUSTRALIA and New Zealand

"I Aussie kissed her for some ten minutes before actually pushing my fucking cock into her hole."

by HKSJ May 29, 2006

140๐Ÿ‘ 66๐Ÿ‘Ž


kissing wizard

An asshole beard.

The homeless man pulled his pants down and showed them the old kissing wizard.

by bunnykiller138 September 13, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shabby Kiss

When you kiss someone and they puke.

Fat boy opened his gob and dropped a Shabby Kiss

by Meester Spud July 31, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Submarine kiss

when a male receives oral sex whilst the penis and lower body is submerged in water. the one giving the oral sex must be completely submerged while giving oral sex for it to qualify as a submarine kiss

swimming pools are a useful location to conduct a successful submarine kiss

by Water man March 28, 2014

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


kiss of the clown

in english we call it red wings, so i asked my south american friends what they call it; and they came back at me with kiss of the clown! I love it and think its a better visual. For those of you that do not know red wings is when you go down on a chick when she has her period.

Dave is excited to go home and get a kiss of the clown

by heinygirl January 31, 2011

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