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When you look out your window seeing if there's any homeless cats outside or looking for the homeless cat you feed regularly.
Dude why are you staring out the window?
Don't bother me right now I'm on kitty patrol.
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To lick the kitty is to perform cunnilingus. The kitty is specifically the vagina.
It is usually used by girls who are afraid to say pussy or are trying to beat around the bush.
She said she wouldn't give me a BJ unless I lick the kitty first.
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When you scoot your vagina across the carpet too fast.
Dude, my pussy was so itchy I gave myself a burned kitty!
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A mascot for desperate attention-seeking tards usually found on purses, necklaces, underwear and myspace pages
1. "I am a mindless idiot, and I am over the age of 5, and I love Hello Kitty. Please give me attention."
2. "OMG Hello Kitty is sooo cute, and I guess so am I"
3. If you enjoy hello kitty, and think it makes you cute, you are a reject
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When a guy eats a girls pussy out and she screams and queffs in his mouth.
The kitty litter gave the guy bad breath.
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The Harry Potter shipping of Professor Minerva McGonagall and Potions Master Severus Snape. Often thought sick, squicky, and gross by some, due to Minerva's and Snape's extreme age difference, though I saw a woman, who was really pretty and she was like eighty, no plastic surgery either, for you Cher fans out there! Some though, find the Poison Kitty, or Snitty, ship to be most sweet, sexy and enjoyable. Mostly book Minerva, who is old, yes, but still quite beautiful, unlike sucky movie Minerva, who is all...wrinkly!!!
Me: ~Drools~ Merlin, that Poison Kitty fanfic was steamy, I think I fogged up my computer screen!
Stupid HP Fan/Poison Kitty Hater: Eww, that is so nasty, McGonagall's an old bat!
Me: ~Smacks with a baseball bat~ NO, MAGGIE SMITH IS, NOT MINERVA!
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