God knows how long

A thing so long you cannot describe it. Almost infinite amounts of longness. The "long" can also be replaced with other words like "short", "red", "sexy", and etc.

"That tube is god knows how long."

You don't even know

When explaining something, but it would make no sense to anyone else that hears it. So at the end of the story you add YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

"We were so high we licked the floor, like.... you don't even know."

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I Know Black People

A skit on Chappele's show In which there is a game show titled "I Know Black People." Questions such as "Is pimpin' easy" and "Why do black people love menthol" are asked and whoever gets the most correct wins.

"How can black people rise up and overcome?"
"... can they?"
"That is correct"

"How can black people rise up and overcome?"
"Get out and vote?"
"No I'm sorry that is not correct"

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You Know What They Say

The bigger the sock, the harder the cock.

You know what they say..... the bigger the sock, the harder the cock

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know what i'm saying

"know what I'm saying?": used by idiots and fools after every other word in a sentance when they have no idea what they are talking about.

Then I say what it be like"know what I'm saying" we jacked him up"know what I'm saying"and poped a cap in him"know what I'm saying?".

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Whatchu know about (blank)?

(phrase) - To inquire another individual as to how legit he or she is in a particular action or subject.

- To affirm the significance of an action or subject by presenting a personal knowledge and possibly cred in the given subject.

-What black people say to show superiority over white people at a specific action or subject.

-Whatchu know about (blank)?

-Whatchu know about vanilla pudding? That shits the truth.

-Whatchu know about being sick and tired of this bullshit?

-Whatchu know about basketball, son?

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he knows where home is

Something that people (particularly women) say when they don’t know their self-worth. He doesn’t know where home is, he’s lost. Let him go, baby.

Friend 1: Just found out my man was messing with Jada again

Friend 2: Girl, this like the 5th time he’s cheated on you, what the hell. Why can’t you just break up with him, he obviously don’t care about you

Friend 2: Whatever, he only fucks with these other hoes cus he’s bored. at the end of the day, he knows where home is
Friend 2: LMFAOOO you sure about that???

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