Boy Last Names

I'm looking at you, Jason Cox and Will Dick.

Me: oh god, Jason is so hot.
friend: too bad his last name is expired
Me: Will is pretty hot too...
friend: just- just stop.
Me: f***ing boy last names

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SOOOO Last Tweet

obsolete, out-dated, no longer fashionable

Those bell-bottoms are SOOOO Last Tweet!

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The Last Supper

The Last Supper is the last time you eat before your holidays are over. This is normally the time that realise that you haven’t done some work or forgot to get your hair cut or anything else that needs to be done before returning to school, work or uni ect. This time is the last resort time, when everything that needs to be done is done as soon as possible and as fast as possible. It came from the original “The Last Supper” was the time when Jesus was having his last meal with his people before being crucified, but has simply been transfered to common person's vocabulary

Whilst eating dinner:
Example One:" Oh crap it’s the last supper, I have to get this report done or my boss will kill me"
Example Two:" Shit, look at the length of my hair, and it’s the last supper, ill never get it cut by tomorrow, ill be in trouble for sure."

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The Last Great Console

Phillips CDI.

The other day, I broke out my Phillips CDI (The Last Great Console) game console, and fired up "Hotel Mario", and could not believe what a great system the Phillips CDI was!

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last slice of pizza

a man finishing the sexual act...

I jerked my boyfriend off, but he was tired, so he didn't have the last slice of pizza

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last name wood

if you have this last name your an all around great guy! you sweet, cute and get lots of ladys

whos that? ----- wood

hes cute

last name wood

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Jerk in Last minute

a jerk who ruins a really great moment

the jerk in last minute ruined the marriage and made every present people very sad.

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