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jacked linked

the act of masterbating

guy:i feel so good i just jacked linked
girl:sick fuck

by tehbriibri February 13, 2008


sausage link braid

A braid traditionally worn by bikers to keep their beard or long hair from whipping their face or from knotting.

Chris rides his bike so fast, he sausage link braids his beard so it doesn't whip his face.

by Hero82 October 7, 2021


sentry link

Bad Internet

Tomahawkchop309 has the worst internet ever... SENTRY LINK

by Xeno lll November 29, 2017


Missing link

That second dump of the day which should’ve been your first dump yesterday.

“ noting the missed performance yesterday, one had anticipated a truly stupendous rendering this morning, only to be disappointed by a meager production, and then, quite unexpectedly, later that day, I was overjoyed to announce a grand presentation of the missing link !”

by Faecal matters October 30, 2020


zelda and link

(Adj.) Used to describe two very closely connected things, things that can never be separated by distance, time, emotions, hurricanes, tornadoes, Darth Vader, or big farts. A zelda and link relationship is one that will hold strong and true forever.

"OMG look at this video that Petey made me!"
"Awwww that is SO zelda and link of him!"

"OMG look at this video that Petey made me!"
"Awwww that is SO zelda and link of him!"

by lionelmessi4lyfe September 22, 2014


Link slap

1. When working from home, the act of responding to a question with no words other than a link to the answer they seek.
2. When your friend asks you a dumb question, the act of sending them a link with the exact answer to their question

1. "Did you see that dumb question Caitlin dropped in slack?" "Yeah, I just link slapped the shit out of her. I sent her a link to her asking the same question last month."
2. "Bro I'm gonna link slap you with a dumb question like that."

by UngieBungie October 24, 2022


link filtering

The act of asking "What's this?" before opening a link sent by a friend using a communication medium, such as AIM or text. This implies to your friend that sent the link that you either don't trust them, or you think their links are not interesting, usually telling them not to send you another link again, no matter how awesome it is. Also the friend wouldn't want to spoil the fun, so it gets them angry.

Julie: www.youtube.com//24e65345645
Julie: Check this out!!
John: What's this?
Julie: WTFUX U link filtering me for?

by thatguy2354 March 11, 2009