ezme logic

Stuff that only makes sense to this one person

Ezme logic is when ezme says something stupid like ‘I can walk through the current in a waterfall’ and everyone else is js liek r u for fucking real

Logicality

dunno I just made up the word lol

Logicality :)

Gaz Logic

Logic that surpasses anyones logic and can only be understood by humans with higher knowledge of the worlds inner workings

Well done you’ve ascended to Gaz Logic

Deterrence logic

the ability to do a taboo action because if anybody said anything they would expose themselves as aware of it

Person A:(mentions not well known taboo)
Person B: "that's weird why would you talk about something like that"
rest of party:"what are you talking about
Person B (explains)
rest of party: "why do you know that, that"s pretty weird"
Person A: thinking to self (any smart person would think about Deterrence logic and stay quiet)

Logical fallacies

A useful set of 'refutational tools' whose usage is mainly seen in random internet arguments but can also equally be applied in the IRL realm too, such as against your wife or your boss. The former scenario is where people often abuse logical fallacies to the point of committing a fallacy fallacy, so be wise and use them sparingly and only as a supplement to your argument.

Also related to non sequitur.

1) Jim called out his boss by using logical fallacies to poke holes in his ridiculous decisions.
2) Tommy used logical fallacies to his advantage in order to expose the inconsistencies in his girlfriend's reasoning with regards to how he should spend his money.

Belly Logic

where two people in completely seperate countries are thinking about exactly the same thing, or are thinking on the same lines but incompletely different places

two people are chatting on MSN, and they both think of the same thing at teh same time.

eg.
Mr Harlow, the white knight, gotta love broken feet! says:
some of the notes are just abit too high!

GEEKS ARE THE NEW COOL!!! says:
oo strugglin wit the high notes

Mr Harlow, the white knight, gotta love broken feet! says:
belly logic!

Junkie logic

When somebody is so high on drugs or something else to where their lies make no sense their stories have no point and they try to convince people and believe their selves that they make sense

My boyfriend actually thinks he's convincing with his junkie logic when you tell me some b******* story that makes up to a no sense.