Wings of Fire logic

Character in Wings of Fire: *dies horribly or gets brutally mutilated*
Tui T. Sutherland: "Recommended ages 8-12!"

Wings of Fire logic is weird.

Gard Logic

Gard logic is a type of fallacy in logic. It represents irrationality and or lack of logic whatsoever. Usually used in a musical context.

Rather than spending time focusing on warming up and listening to the ensemble for tuning, skip warming up to turn right away to an electronic tuner. This constitutes an example of Gard logic because neither the player nor the instrument has been "warmed" up, negating the effects of tuning.

qwerty logic

A seemingly random but deeply intuitive and human-friendly way of ordering something to work, pretty much like the QWERTY keyboard and its arrangement of alphabets.

At first, many aspects of yoga can feel intimidating and disorienting. But, as you go through the motions, it all starts to come together in your body and it feels like qwerty logic.

Pencildick logic

An irrational way of thinking and problem solving generally used by neck bearded cellar dwellers with small penises.

Using your pencildick logic, "2+2 = 5 " and " it's not the size of the ship, but the motion of the lotion" are true and correct statements

Eva Logic

A logic created by Eva M. Sullivan that she obligates everyone to know. Eva Logic is not valid in any sense and can lead to the downfall of many things. Eva Logic consists of 3 supporters while its biggest competition is Potato Logic/Luck which consists of 17 supporters.

"Eva logic helped me solve my problems in life!" - Said No One Ever...

Logic syndrome

also can be known as Robert Bryson Hall syndrome

Logic syndrome occurs when you mentally see yourself darker than you actually are because you’re member of certain race/ethnicity, like black/latinx, for example

Person 1: Hey why is Bobby using AAVE? Isn’t he white?
Person 2: oh nah he’s half-black he’s just a lightskin

Person 1: Oh! Must’ve gotten Logic syndrome or somethin’...

logical stupidity

An bad or stupid idea that makes sense.

Person 1: “Let’s get close to the lit dynamite to put water on it so it doesn’t explode us!”
Person 2: “That’s logical stupidity.”