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I miss the old Mason. At this time I gotta say I wanna meet Mason.
Mason is a woman-man hybrid. With hair like an angel. He is semibisexual and a true beauty.
Mason Michael Awn get out of the fucking freezer.
Mason Michael Awn please let me out I’ll be good I promise.
A school where you are lucky to know half your grade because like 3200 fuckin kids go there. If you don't wear a polo everyday then no one likes you unless you wear a football jersey because that means you are really cool. Big obnoxious Jordans are cool shoes to wear as long as you have socks on that go up to your knees. Although this is very uncomfortable, people might like you if you wear it. Every Friday a very loud guy gets on the announcements and yells "Comet Country" a thousand times and tells everyone we are going to win the football games. Even though we never win, no one points out that "Wild Man Whitney" was wrong once again. Finally, everyone wants to be a Lax Bro.
Friend 1"Dude, that kid goes to Mason high school"
Friend 2"How do you know?"
Friend 1"He's wearing a polo and Jordan's that weigh 8 pounds apiece. And look at those socks! They must be touchin his ballsac!"
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When a lawyer arguing a case does so without clothing. Typically the judge disrobes as well so as to distract the jury from the case at hand, and therefore cloud their judgment of the accused.
"What do you think? Guilty or not guilty?"
"I don't know man, that smokin' hot lawyer is practicing Perry Mason Law. Flip a coin."
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phrase used to get access to places that normal people usually dont have access too
The man got into the club by saying "we know mason" to the bouncer
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One of the main character in the Disney animation by Alex Hirsch. #GravityFalls It's divided into 2 seasons with weirdmaggedon as the final episodes. Try it!
Mason "Dipper" Pines Does Not Like To Be Called Mason. He Likes To Be Called Dipper, Because Of His Birthmark On His Forehead That Looks Like The Big Dipper.
The first third part in Amirican history established during the early 1800s roughly around time of Andrew Jackson's Administration. They were a group opposed to the Mason secret society that seemed to have a strong grip on American politics at the time. They died out quickly.
Don't blame me, I voted anti-mason.
Wm. Mason High School is the birthplace of Duganism, a postmodern neo-antifoundationalist eschatalogic religion that serves to promote the ideals of "not for the left, not for the right, but rather above."
Tony: What did you say your religion was again?
Ben: I'm a Duganist
Sam: Oh, I see, he must be from Mason High School!
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