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Someone: Have you seen Matt Donavon?
A very wise person: You mean Ratty Matty?
A Super Hero also called Dump Man, who beats up villains with his bag of garbage along side his is young ward Pick Boy. He gains his powers from the consumption of thousands of pickles.
Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's Matt Wal
A matt bottom is a curious teenage boy who only wants to know what length pyjamas girls wear to bed, he is most definately NOT into a cheeky nandos and if he was he would be a mango and lime and 1 fino side (creamy mash) kind of lad. You know you're dealing with a matt bottom when he's constantly active on Facebook and popping up to absolutely fucking everyone. He is an absolute ledge and you would be very fortunate to be graced by him. Easily identifiable this full kit wanker will have spiky hair and be wearing his best shoes to please the girls (umbro). His dirty talk will sound of similar structure "what do you think of me", "how soft are your lips" and "video call me"
Luke: "Jenny keep clear of Him, he's a matt bottom"
Jenny: "put your football away, it takes a matt bottom to know a matt bottom"
Matt Smith is the most handsome man to walk the earth, he is an incredibly talented actor and has an amazing face ,he also played the 11th doctor in the amazing programme "doctor who" .
Person 1:who's that on your telly
Person 2:Oh ,that's Matt Smith
Person 1:Oh my god that man is so hot!
Person 2: tell me about it!
Matt looney is a Maintenance man currently employed at Evertz technologies. Matt has been with the company since 2005. He is currently going on 120 years of maintenance experience with the facility. Matt loves his job.
Matt also has a boat. A boat that he loves dearly.
Q:Where’s Matt looney?
A: He’s out in his trailer
Honestly the kindest soul you will ever meet. Matt is someone you will fall head over heels for instantly (or potentially hate at first but very much grow to love) he is the most beautiful, gorgeous, talented, kind and loving person you will ever meet. He has beautiful eyes and a stupid moustache (that you secretly like) . He is the love of my life and I wake up every day lucky and amazed that he is there for me. He is kind and patient and nurturing and will love and support you through your lowest of rock bottoms and he will do it with a smile because somehow he still loves you. If you meet him never let him go, even if he sometimes stupidly doesn't wear this under his jumpers and makes annoying sounds (scream and sleep)
I love you Matt K
Probably the funniest most awesome guy there is, when he's not a total asshole.
Have you met Matt Macaspac? You should meet Matt Macaspac.