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Bro: nothing good ever happens after midnight is not a term dude
Other bro: yeah good point
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Whore at midnight who sucks your dick in the morning
Hee Mark do you remember that midnight lover of 2 years ago?
a couple that shares a deep bond for one another
what happened to that one girl you guys were midnight lovers
Anonymous blowjob from a stranger in a bathroom stall
"Be here 12 AM sharp for a midnight whistle"
Midnight Haircut is a term used to describe a late night text to your hairdresser for the purpose of sexual relations. It is only applicable if they are married and there has been no past sexual tension between the two of you. It is often a last ditch effort when the well at the watering hole is worn dry.
Drunk Guy 1: “fuck I’m so horny, I think I’m gonna ‘you up’ my barber.”
Drunk Guy 2: “haha no way, you’re going for the midnight haircut?”
Drunk Guy 1: “damn straight.”
Also known as MF. Midnight Fornification is'nt when you have sex at midnight (although it can be done). MF is when your partner (husband,wife, whatever) falls asleep before you do and your feeling really horny so you try having sex w/ them in their sleep or you just wake them up out of a good nights rest because something needs to be rubbed. Something you should ask someone before marrying them. Some people think its weird and disguesting others find it great! :)
how do you feel about this, has it ever happened to you before?
Although I do not think its possible for girls to do this unless they like being fingered.. or there husband has a big nose or something...
Guy 1: "So is Jane into midnight fornication?"
Guy 2: "No and this is why I would never marry her"
Guy 1: "Smart Choice"
Guy 2: "I know right"
The act of intercourse
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Lerka called his girlfriend late at night hoping for some midnight ass.