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Steve woke up to find a Mississippi street light on his lawn.
It’s when you wake up with your relatives dick on your head
“I went to see my cousins for a few nights, and they gave me a Mississippi hat.”
The Mississippi oyster is a big phat raw horse pussy with a side of tabasco sauce.
You got a camel toe like a Mississippi oyster
When you perform sexual intercourse with a partner while watching college game day.
Hey babe, get up, gameday is on. It’s time for a Mississippi sunrise
When you eat a girl out with a fat dip in.
The redneck ate his girlfriend out giving her some mississippi mud lube.
Mississippi mud lube is eating a girl out with a fat chew in.
I gave my girlfriend the Mississippi mud lube last night in bed.
A she shed whore next door that will fuck your husband And throw rocks at your car
That stupid ass Mississippi mudslinger. She was fucking out there again. Throwing rocks in my car. Quit fucking that whore