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Monke Month

The "Monke Month" is a months usually between April and July in which Djungelskog decides, it's a time of worshipping and giving thanks to the monkes that we love and give us memes

It is Monke Months!

by Xtecher April 25, 2022


Return to monke

Kind of like Flowers for Algernon, another excuse not to have respect another person never needed in the first place for some retard.

You think the guy should move to a cabin in Montana and change his name to Ted, perhaps talk about getting a sex change like Ted? Would that make him return to monke with no y at the end? It's great when people actually know what the fuck they are talking about.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2022


shit monke

no

ur a shit monke

by IADYuiesDDHAUEIe March 23, 2021


monk sack

The religous practice of removing ones penis, but leaving the scrotum intact; thereby eliminating the abilty to perform sexual acts but not the desire. Often performed by Buhdist monks.

Monks have it rough! Imagine never being able to rub one out!

Why?
Because they have a Monk Sack!

by Twiste 13 December 2, 2013


Gurgling Monk

A scrappy little Savage skater, usually riding a wood with a Dickfish on it.
also likes to play halo and feltch mountain dew.

"Bro, Gurgling Monk's got that trick down!"
"Kinda like when he Feltched mountain dew out of that sexy bitches ass."

by AlbinOxRhino November 24, 2012


sex monke

The act of fucking a girl sensesly making monkey noises and screaming

“Dude last night I gave my girl the sex monke

by Reeeeman2021 June 15, 2021


Monke Disease

Symptoms: monke

Man1: Monke sounds
Man2: What?
Man3: Don't speak to him, he has monke disease.
Man2: Oh ok

by aminofficial February 13, 2021