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Because if you watch me make them, I have to kill you.
Dick: Hey, what are you doing in there?
Asshole: making murder biscuits
Dick: what?
Asshole: be right out!
A Friday night funkin character THAT IS SO FUCKING HOT EVEN IF SHE IS A FUCKING DEMON. Her songs are easy to be honest like MILF and Satin Panties.
Kid 1: Hey did you play fnf week 4
Kid 2: yeah why?
Kid 1: mommy must murder is so fucking hot
Kid 2: ok
When you take a shit so hard the fabric of space-time starts shaking.
Person 1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person 2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet last night.
When you take a shit so hard the fabric of spacetime starts shaking.
Person1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet yesterday.
While I sit here struggling to swallow and my brain does what I can only assume is "Fill up with fluid" I think to myself...
Hym "I probably should have just raped that whore and killed that retard and murdered your kids and then killed myself. That would have been a quicker and less-uncomfortable death. Rather than let the people around me performatively withhold the expedient solution to (literally) all of my problems at once; I probably should have just chosen violence and let all of you sort it out after I was too dead for you to do anything about it. I guess I'll just sit here and hope that I make it until the next time I work so that there will actually be someone around to save me after I have a stroke. Then I can just continue to exist... Except with diminished brain function. Which is fine. I won't to too retarded to make money for a company or fuck Kendra, so, everything will be fine."
very crazy but all have meaning. there is the smart one, dumb ones the one that it just a bundle of joy the two that are a couple then there is the very small and flexible one and there is a getaway driver.
person 1 :yo look, those murder club peeps are so cool, i wish i was as close as them
person 2: yo same bro
Any firearm created with the specific purpose of harming human beings.
"If anybody steps on my property, I am obliged to shoot them with my murder gun because I imagine they intend to kill me no matter what they say or do," said Billy Joe Bob Ledbetter.