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noun, referring to the decaying social network known as Myspace.
It's also a reference internet meme started by the website GhettoMyspace.net, dedicated to ghetto photos found on Myspace.
Someone sees a picture of a thug eating money. "That's like something you'd see on Ghetto Myspace."
Or, "Thats some Ghetto Myspace shit!"
A person is a myspace whore when they post many pictures at angles with terrible lighting that makes your eyes bleed, constantly post bulletins asking to add this person or that group, having more "friends" than they could ever have or remember if myspace never existed, and has thier page so fubar'ed with contrasting colors and crappy fonts that cause eye strain and enough blinking objects to, again, make your eyes bleed and possibly even cause an epileptic siezure. Also like to screw up the formatting so the page is wider than your screen even with the rez set to maximum along with a music player that plays loud, annoying music when you load the page.
Caution should be taken if you call them out on being said myspace whores. They have a hard time letting go of the past and will turn people against you, even if they never met you, which makes them no better than the myspace whore(s). Usually this only happens if the people live in a small town because they are out of touch with reality and sometimes, like in my case, have a broken sense of whats right and wrong which I think was caused by religion.
Myspace Whore: Awsome, I finally got my site all prettied up with black background, loud annoying music player, 800+ friends,most of whom I don't know, glittery words, hard to read font and contrasting colors that make you strain your eyes, pictures of random things that blink and could be a health hazard to someone, and my pictures of me at angles AND in the mirror!
Finding out what someone does or where someone is by reading their comments. Like a paper trail.
She said she couldn't hang out because she had a doctors appointment, but i follwed the myspace trail and she was actually out with some other guy.
We've located the missing person! I checked his myspace trail and it says he's in rio.
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When somebody has used thier superior HTML skillz to create a fantastic myspace profile, and others feel jealous that thier profile is not-quite-as-arty.
Laura: Gosh emma, i love your profile. Im seriously having some major myspace jealousy right now.
Emma: I know. Worship me.
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when the """scene""" kids want a catchy( when its no catchy or "cool" at all) name for their myspaces.
myspace names:
chrischaos.
hillaryhaywire.
kikikannible.
chritiechaos.
mattmassacre.
mistymisfit.
raymondromance.
reginarevenge.
lesleylust.
tammytoaster.
you get the deal.
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One who appears to be important or popular based on the complexity of their myspace page. Often these people have a massive number of friends/comments, but in reality are considered losers within the social hierarchy. Myspace champions also have lots of photos, and post tons of pointless blogs in a futile attempt to gain online popularity, in false hope that online popularity will lead to even a small amount of social success in the real world.
Normal guy #1 - "Did you know that weird emo girl in our calculus class has a myspace? It's actually quite sophisticated and she has tons of photos!"
Normal guy #2 - "Oh yeah, that's Kayla. She's actually kind of a loser, I don't think she has any real friends."
Normal guy #1 - "I guess she's just another MySpace champion..."
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A girl who makes out with other slutty chicks at parties and then claims to be bisexual because it's trendy to say so and gets people's attention on myspace.
Pretty much any girl on Myspace who lists her sexual orentation as "bisexual". Hence, Myspace Bisexual.
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