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Never in my natural-born life

Substitute for “never have I ever” (the phrase not the game), “I can’t make this shit up”, something unbelievable for others, a “swear on” yourself without actually swearing and avoiding a jinx or bad juju tether.

Long-winded response to add edge to a story or sentence.

An attention grabbing phrase for some one/thing/situation that is shocking and/or more serious than just an “ever” . More common around idiom users and anybody you picture when hearing “certain folks”

Similar to: “never in a million years”, “on my momma”, “y’all ain’t gunna believe this but I swear…”.

“Y’all, never in my natural-born life could I make this mess up.”

“I swear, never in my natural-born life would I betray you and ours like that”

“I ain’t lying when I tell you, that fight was crazy! They were ruthless! I’ve never in my natural-born life seen two people get after each other like that!”

by NotoriousME July 29, 2024


Naturality

Naturality, a youtuber with over 10,000 subs who trolls in Frappe (Crappe), Fizze, Panda Express and more. She also has a server called "Naturality's Fun House" which is pretty cool.

Naturality is a queen.

by husseiscute March 27, 2020


That’s natural

When something is easy and fine

Rachael: Could you create me some cool images for this job I’m working on?

Jack: Yeah of course, that’s cool, that’s natural.

by CptainJack February 14, 2018


nature’s wand

Such phrases implies the penis

Sarah was able to make a child by Dave’s life-giving nature’s wand.

by Peanutting the nut May 29, 2024


Mother nature

Any external unstoppable force so strong and so unpredictable that it cannot be quantified. Humans have grown to think about themselves as masters over their environment, but when face to face with mother nature, we lose. Every. Single. Time.

Only the wise will understand and accept that nothing, not even humans and their scientific prowess, can control mother nature. The fool, on the other hand, deludes themselves into thinking that they are impervious to anything.

Be smart, don't ever underestimate mother nature.

COVID-19 is mother nature's wake up call that the human condition is and always has been fragile. Apparently, some very special individuals did not understand her wake up call and continue to live life accordingly to their rules. We call those very special individuals "anti-maskers".

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 8, 2021


Naturally dead

Naturally dead is the term in the royal family in England where a child is catholic or a bastard child or both.

The son was a bastard and a catholic so he is "naturally dead."

by Luke Sweeney June 3, 2022


Naturally disaster your emotions

When one completely obliterates another's emotions

Don't even get me started son before i Naturally disaster your emotions

by SWAGAHOLIC + 100 January 10, 2012