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Nerd Sanctuary

A room or home that is filled with computers and other cool gadgets. A place where nerds are completely in their element.

A safe, bully-free haven for nerds where no stupid asshole ignoranus is welcome.

That guy's house is a total nerd sanctuary! Did you see all the cool stuff he has?

by nerdsanctuary February 9, 2010


Nerd Fight

A pathetic attempt by two or more people to fight over the internet, usually while playing a video game. Since they cannot harm each-other physically, they attempt to harm each-other emotionally with name-calling, excessive swearing, and trying to act tough. Sometimes it is amusing and other times simply pathetic. Sometimes these 'fights' can last for over 30 minutes and serve no purpose other that to annoy everyone in the game/chatroom.

Nerd 1: omg fuking haxker noob.
Nerd 2: lolz u wish nub Ill pwn ur ass enyday
Nerd 1: yeah right btch least my mom aint a hairy ass slut.
Nerd 2: too bad you cant do anything to her with ur neddle d1ck lolz!
Nerd 1: whatever n00b Id fkin rape u at (insert overplayed fps shooter) anyday idiot u suck azz.
Nerd 3: hey everyone, its a NERD FIGHT!!!
(etc...)

by BlacRyu July 11, 2008

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nerd rage

Indignant, hysterical, and incoherent screaming brought on by video game induced frustration.

Being griefed in UO for the 20th time that day, Ebert fell into an apoplectic nerd rage.

by Saks August 13, 2007

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Nerd escort

A person who goes out/dances/fuck with a nerd to get the long run benefits (good job/career)

She is too cute for him. She must be doing nerd escort.

by not_you January 24, 2009

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urban nerd

Noun.Slang (urbn-nurd) An individual that uses modern technology on a daily basis for both business and personal use, without sacrifice of individual style or swagger. Often referred to as a "Turf Scholar"

John is what I'd call an Urban Nerd. He's both street smart and tech savvy. He can handle his business on the block and in the office. He's still street, but his "tech-game" is serious! He knows his way around a computer.

by dollarado jaw October 27, 2008

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Power Nerd

Someone who likes nerdy things like pokemon games or star wars but is still popular and parties and hooks up.

Person 1: Ben fucked Sally and then as soon as he was done pulled his gameboy out and started playing pokemon.

Person 2: He is the biggest power nerd

by OneBadMotherFuckker August 19, 2008

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Nerd bait

A female character possessing all the traits likely to lure nerdy males into consuming a particular media product and included in that media product precisely for that purpose.

Such characters are usually cute and mousy, possess mathematical or scientific intelligence, often redheaded, generally nonthreatening, etc.

Examples include โ€œWillowโ€ from โ€œBuffy: The Vampire Slayerโ€ and โ€œChloeโ€ from โ€œStargate: Universeโ€

Nerd 1: What do you mean Chloe isn't hot? She's my dream girl.

Nerd 2: Well, exactly. She is just too obviously Hollywood nerd bait for me to get into.

by dontuseyourrealname3 October 18, 2009

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