A chocolate chip with salsa on it. - Brenda Schaub 2022
I thought a Mexican cookie was chocolate chip with salsa on it
Similar to dingle berries, and a dead give away she wipes top to bottom.
Dont go down on her bro, she has that cookie taco.
Cock cookie is a girl that lets guys constantly cum inside her cookie (pussy).
Donny: Jessica has a weird smelling pussy. I'm starting to suspect that she's with random dudes all the time.
Jared: The boys don't call her a Cock Cookie for nothing.
When an individual eats too many marijuana cookies and/or brownies and is so high they cannot speak.
Other symptoms included extreme anxiety, checking ones pulse/heart rate and imagining very unlikely health disorders.
Marvin was so stoned on weed cookies last night he was cookie quiet.
Cheesey offerings made with smelly white stuff from the unicorns own sweaty bits... Fake gifts given by nasty unicorns....
Always give your enemy unicorn cookies, they will never forget it.
The act of masterbating.
I'm gonna go home and delete the cookies before the wife & kids get home.
You don't delete the cookies before going out on a date???
Can deleting cookies cause blindness?
During my physical, my doctor asked how much I drank, and how many times a day I deleted the cookies.
She time travels. She would be one to wake everyone up on christmas day at exactly 6:00 am. She loves portals. She is like the mad hatter.
You’re such a timekeeper cookie!