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When you and your homie have the extreme urge to kiss, but you don’t want it to be gay. Therefore, one of you has to take a mask and kiss the other so it’s no homo.
TAKE THE MASK, HOMIE. NOW! - said Adam.
Ok bro, calm your lips. - said Matt
February 14th. Gotta make sure the homies feel loved 😍😍
Sunday is homie hug day!
This is when you and your mates (maximum 3) are on another level. U will never get it, unless you yourself are in a homies cult.
Homie wan kenobi! Sod off jassica! Damn look at that bumper! The homies (posh accent)
when someone says “the hangout will be with only Da Homies” it means that the hangout will be with the people in the friend group, not just one group excluding one person
“alright you guys ready to go to the water park?” “yeah, it’s Only With Da Homies right?”
Worse then ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny together. If you say this, the person yuo sayd it to will get a homo homie.
Greg: ur mom gay ur dad lesbian ur granny tranny
Karl: Ur homie homo
Greg: faints
*greg becomes sid from stone age and accidentally kills himself with a tactical shotgun*
How Flanders might say the word homie.
Home diddly homie
My girlfriend won't blow me
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Although Anthbropologists have observed such brohavior as early as the Broman Empire, the homie hookup is a relatively new classibrocation of brolationship categorized by 2 (or more)bros who engage in one-time or temporary sexual brolations, without any brommitments or dating arrangements.
These brolationships are often temporary, less they blossom into a full on bromance.
Typically initiated by the alpha bro towards a bro of mid to low brocial status in the brocial dominance broarchy.
Currently illegal in the Broviet Union, yet bros have brolitical heavyweights such as Brobama, Bro Biden, and Brope Francis strongly defending the rights of bros at home and aBroad.
add it to your brocabulary.
"If ye bro asketh ye for a blow, do not give him a snake. That's selfish. Blow and ye shall be blowed ten times over"
-the bible
"When yo bro aks annova bro u kno for him to be him ho"
-A wise old bro from whence we do not know
For female bros see breast friends
"Us bros take an annual broad trip in the subroru crossbrover every Febroary, and you know when the brotents go up and the brotanks come off there’s no telling what kinda homie hookups might go down in brotown”
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