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Mega nut

to ejaculate with the force of a shotgun

OH FUCK NIGGGAAAA HE MEGA NUT HER HEAD OFF.

by Papa gnoogi February 5, 2018

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slap nuts

A subordinate person, usu. inferior; a working class stiff; one who must work hard and hastily.

"Yo, slap nuts, take out the garbage when you're finished washing the dishes."

by Anonymous August 15, 2003

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nut house

A psychiatric hospital for treating altered-reality symptoms.

Friends don't let friends go to the nut house.

by mr. rogers' neighborhood October 17, 2007

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nut goggles

is what happens when a member of the male sex places him scrotum on the bridge of a females nose and lets his testicles drop into her eye sockets; usually happens when the female giving the male a rimmer or laying down while the male is over her head and give him a blow job

" my girlfriend was giving me a rimmer so i gave her some nut goggles. "

by you.cant.spell.stud.without.S.T.D January 30, 2007

19๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


half-nut

a person who is a bit slow and dim witted, due to the fact that only half of the sperm (aka. "nut") that reached the egg, made it through the wall of the embreo...leaving the fetus (and forthcoming person) lacking in some basic skills and cognitive understanding of anything

Dude : "Does that guy realize he's hitting on his boss's wife or does he just not care?"

Other Dude : "He wouldn't know either way. The poor guy is a half-nut from some inbred trailer-town in some forgotten county"

by Robert Mariani February 16, 2008

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gutter nut

(n or v) - the act or process of inserting one's nuts into a recipients ass

"Dude, I was gutter nutting my boyfriend all night!"

by J Hard On January 15, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


nut nuzzler

One who particularly enjoys planting his/her nose firmly between a guy's balls during oral sex; all the better to enjoy the warm and musky smell of a fully turned on man.

George screwed his nose deeply into Nathan's ball sack and took a deep lung full of his man's most private aroma. George truly loved being his guy's nut nuzzler at times like this.

by leProf November 4, 2006

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