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when a girl responses to her friend,(who is a girl) in many different cases.
Friend: "I just bombed my French test!Did you fail it too?"
"Uhuh girlfriend! I got a 98!"
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A person who facestalks his or her friend's girlfriend
Yo, dude, shetty is such a GFS ( Girlfriend stalker)
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Used by guys who are turning gay or think they might be gay to make an easy switch from girls to guys. The transition girlfriend is usually extremely butch and masculine and would not get a boyfriend besides a man who thinks he's gay. It's pretty much the manliest woman the man can find. The next step after the transition girlfriend is a very feminine gay guy that is almost like a woman.
Guy 1: "Dude, did you see Mark with that butch chick who's never had a date in her life?"
Guy 2: "Uh-oh dude, I think that's a transition girlfriend!"
Guy 1: "OH GOD NO!!"
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A girlfriend that acts really lame at events that her boyfriend brings her to. (Concerts, of course, are the most common event for this to occur at).
(At a Parkway Drive concert):
Lisa: Can we leave early? All this loud music is giving me a migraine and people keep bumping into me.
Tom: Ah, quit being such a concert girlfriend.
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A term describing the act of spending all the money you worked hard to earn on things you've been really looking forward to getting yourself, on another person, who's happiness and joy means more to you than any thing else money can buy.
I just got my girlfriend a fancy note worth of fun and exciting things for her birthday! I know it's already been 17 years, but that custom fursuit design can wait another couple months..
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For any unknowing virgins out there, you fucking leet retards, the girlfriend button is NOT another name for the pause button on your fucking video game controller!!
The girlfriend button, not that you'd ever know, is in fact, another word, for the the clitoris. The clitoris is basically like one of those new fangled garden hoses with a button instead of a knob to turn on the massive flow of liquid. Where in that case you would push the button to water your garden, a clitoris is a button that you would push to water your moustache.
(The vaginal juices have been known to be an excellent fertilizer. In fact, instead of paying out your ass for one of those miracle hair growth formulas for pathetic miserable old fucks, instead, you should simply liberally apply vaginal juices to the affected area.)
Johnny: My girlfriend was feeling rather sluggish this morning. So I primed 'er up by pressing the ol Girlfriend Button. And just like an old car, after a few minutes of diehard trying, she started up with a rumble and a jolt. Terribly bad exhaust as well. Musta been those microwave burritos from 7/11.
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