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The process of reaching down into your pants at socially vulnerable times to properly arrange the penis and / or scrotum, for males, or the labia, for women, to accommodate your current physical positioning.
He: "Sorry dudes, ya might wanna look away - I gotta junk dive and set my sac back in place."
She: "Sorry girls, look away, the lips are loose - I gotta go junk diving."
when someone sends you a text with a picture of their junk. Normally this text is not something you wanted or expected.
I was dating a guy and he junk texted me, I was grossed out and never saw him again!
Actively pursuing making friends with the wrong people for alternative gain or for self sabotage.
Example one:
Mike: Why are you talking to that guy?
John: Oh I'm junk bonding so that I can get us those football tickets.
Example two:
Howard: I have never understood why you talk to that woman.
Pete: I'm junk bonding with her cause I'm in a dark place and I need to see this through.
Junk keep- another word/slang to describe an object.
That junk keep kinda fye b
I had to bust his head open with the junk keep
In reference to someone who is annoying, whiney, or complains constantly.
I cant stand to be in the same room as you, your such a junk bunny!
One whose days are spent cruising different neighborhoods on trash collection days attempting to find treasures.
Let's trash this old vacuum and hook a string to it. If the junk fumbler comes around to get it we'll yank it away and laugh at him.