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A condition where one person is cheating on somebody with a variable number of people. If it's two people, two-timing, if it's five people, five-timing, and so on. Anime characters have an unfortunate tendency to do this, especially males.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear? Apparently, Johhny's two-timing on his girlfriend.
Guy 2: Better than that guy in anime. That guy's 16-timing, and that's not including the 2 girls in the past. (number here)-timing
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A ball-type party thrown in honor of successfully raiding and pillaging an entire town...it is common-place for the women of the spoils to be raped in a ritualistic manner by the victors at these functions, which are nearly exclusively hosted by Slim Pickens, Harvey Korman and/or Mel Brooks
Spare the women? Hell no, we rape the shit outta them at the number 6 dance afterwards
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Me: Bro I think I'm catching feelings for her
Friend: Homie remember Rule Number 1
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A person making sure their opinion is heard when no one cares.
In context, the phrase "Diva Number One" must be said in a sassy tone, calling out the diva in question.
If a person is being "Diva Number One," it is your RIGHT to put them in their place.
Mukund: I have to go to the store and buy Puffs Plus with Lotion.
Everyone (in unison): Diva Number One!!!!!
The first ever Urban Dictionary Word of the Day (December 30, 2004).
Number four years are pretty interesting...You should check them out sometime...
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When woman sprays perfume after taking a dump in a bathroom. The room ends up smelling like both.
"The bathroom smells like chanel number 2"
a.k.a. "I'm gonna fuck you up".
forewarning of an impending beating, killing etc. that cannot take place at the present time due to one or more factors that may include the presence of one or more law enforcement officers, inapropriate number of witnesses, or a lack of appropriate gear/weapons etc.
You steal my bitch and burn my house. Your days are numbered, asshole.
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