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a fat, old person, usually in their middle to late sixties. They tend to look much older then they actually are and typically have less than ten years to live. Often times, they can be seen on the beach wearing a speedo, but generally wherever they are they dress as if they are young people.
Unlike an old bag old baggison is not gender specific.
Person one: I saw some old baggisons on the beach today. They male baggison was wearing a speedo and his old baggison wife had a thong. I wanted to gouge my eyes out my eyes with a rusty spoon.
Person two: I saw an old baggison with a miniskirt. She bent over in front of me in Walmart and I went home and cried.
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A woman, usually in her early to mid 30s, who marries a man at least 10 years older who already has children in their teens. She then forces him to give her a new baby to piss off the existing children, make him forget about his first wife and make the new mom the queen bee of the family.
Mary was still in middle school when her new husband started his first job out of college. Now they have a 2-year-old baby and of course the old baller hates his two kids.
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The term "old bean" has the same meaning as "old beam"! However "old bean" derives from the American use of the word. As us British like to be different we use "old beam" !!
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A geezer wannabe.
A person getting on in years, but not geting much else.
A person who is rebelling against the natural course of events by trying to class up the inevitable.
One over 50 year old to another.." We "Old Pharts" have to stick together."
As opposed to..." Dang this getting older sucks!"
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The whispy pubes poking out from a swimsuit or bikini.
Darling, do you realise your Old Holborn is on show, you need to wax!
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A ex-girlfriend or girl you can always depend on for sex when your feeling lonely.
Jimmy: Hey man I just got turned down by that hot girl at the club.
Bobby: No problem man, just call up your old faithful.
Jimmy: I didnt want to resort to that but sure, I really need some sex.
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