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The postition given to a man that exceeds the expectations of crack addicts and sex offenders. He patrols the hall of a dorm to make sure there's no fires or fire hazards. This man has a built in fire hose. Also has an office in the community bathroom.
Zach: Fire!!!
Matt: Go get Colonel Fire!
Zach: Can't, he's in the office.
Matt: FML!
When someone is being a whiney little bitch ass for no reason.
My roommate smells like old spice. I can't sleep, I can't think, and I don't even want to be in the room.
Dude, quit acting life your life is on fire!
When diarrhea burns your anal cavity.
"Dude, I total had fire-hrea last night. I now have 2nd degree burns"
How to describe a beautiful girl with fire in her heart that’s set on protecting those she loves. A brave girl that will love unconditionally and be quick to defend against those that hurt you. Stubborn to change, but compassionate when it counts. A girl that lets you know she misses you even if you’ve just been together.
Look how happy he is, he must have himself a Fire Claw!
The biggest bunch of basement saving ketchup dicks you have ever seen. They stand around having a circle jerk after watching someone’s house burn down because they got there quick and did the best they could!
Dennison fire had to call help again because they had a trash can fire!
When the cum so hot it burns through your dick and creates a Jewish synagogue inside of your liver
A sexual maneuver based on the terrifying alien abduction scene in the 1993 film of the same name. The act consists of throwing a handful of jizz into your partner’s mouth and then stretching your scrotum over their face. Search for the scene on YouTube for reference.
Claire told me she had an alien abduction sex fantasy so I gave her a fire in the sky and she was totally into it.