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Verb when slowly stroking your penis just shy of ejackulation
Craig was slow slapping wile watching porn waiting for the money shot to bust a nut!
When you store your cum in a jar and walk around the streets putting your hand in it and then slapping every woman you see in the face, covering it with cum.
Hey, remember Giovanni?
Oh yes that 25 year old guy walking around Bologna sperm slapping women.
Noice!
the action of hitting or smacking a pair of bodacious voluptuous breasts so they jiggle
You'll never believe it bro I was slapping tits all fucking night!
When a definitive action is taken that definitively solves a problem or mutes all criticism. Based on how Sean Connery would slap people in the movies.
" Dude Steve Jobs was taking a lot of flak over not allowing Flash on the iPhone, then he wrote a memo where he totally just Connery Slapped his critics"
" The head of product development was yelling at me why the prototype wasn't ready, I told him it was because he didn't respond to the email I sent him last night where I told him I needed some hardware. He admitted it was his fault. I Connery slapped him"
"Dude we had no tool to check how many users we had, so I stayed up last night and wrote one. I Connery Slapped that problem"
This terms also means to jack off or masturbate when slapping the noodle it is important to note that penis is usually long but skinny like a noodle
Hey! I just finished slapping the noodle
When you hook up with a random Cajun dude after too many hurricanes while parting in New Orleans and you suck his man sausage. After performing oral on him, he bats you about the face with said sausage while singing Born on the Bayou.
I left my wife for 5 minutes and I found her in the bar alley getting an andouille slap.
Dude why is your face all sticky and shiny? Where have you been? I was back in the room getting an andouille slap. Oh braaaaaggg. I love that song. Born on the Bayou (singing).
When an incredibly influential individual desires you to be slapped and asks you to do it yourself.
Man I was late to work again and my boss clout slapped me on Skype.