noun., A red beer is similar to a michelada (or 'chelada) but not as fancy. Simply mix up one part light lager or IPA to one part V8 vegetable juice (the "Spicy" variety if you're feeling adventurous") and sock it down -- the colder it is, the better it works as a "hair of the dog" hangover remedy.
Jerry: "Fuck, dude, too much rye last night. Build me a red beer, will ya?"
Jake: "Yeah, I hear ya, I'll make two."
The act of tossing a mug of beer at a friend's posterior region while he is urinating in public, mooning, or just happens to have the area overly exposed.
The other night my drunk buddy was taking a leak off the balcony and had his pants around his ankles, so we gave him a beer bidet.
The beer you drink on the side as you play beer pong. You sip this in between shots and as you wait for your opponent to make cups for you to drink.
"Dude, luckly I have this side beer because you guys aren't making any cups"
1.(n)An unfinished beer that someone discarded on the street in an upright and still usable position.
2.(v)The act of strolling crowded streets getting drunk off such beers.
1. I assumed that the cold, frothy lager was a most excellent of floor beers, until it's owner careened out of the bar howling obscenities at me.
2. Floor beering is a fun, free, easy way to drink yourself under the table, but one must be wary of beers that have doubled as ashtrays.
Nazi Germany for the Craft Beer community... be careful what you say there... their mods will edit it to make you look like a jerk if they don’t agree with it.
I once posted a 2020 Forum on Beer Advocate at 11:59pm on Dec 31, 2019, and they deleted it because “it’s not 2020 yet...” I complain and they edit my complaint and ban me... seriously the Nazis of Craft Beer!
Drinking beers with another dad untill some young lady calls us daddy.
Daddy beers Laws
1. No Valatie
2. No cocaine
3. No fat chicks
More laws to follow
We are going out for daddy beers… I’m telling you right now I’m only going out for a couple
Ryan beer has a large cock! He is attracted to sexy women! Ryan is tall, funny, attractive, sexy and athletic. Ryan beer is one sexy mother fucker
Is that Ryan beer he’s super hot and has a big cock