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When an offensive lineman blocks a man so well the said lineman knocks the said man on the ground
Dude, I totally just pancake blocked Ryan right before he had sex so instead of it being nice, his butt was sore
When your wife or spouse gives you stuff to do before she leaves the house to run errands so you don't jerk it. (Into a sock)
Husband: You heading out?
Wife: Yea, I'll be back in an hour or so.
Husband: Cool, I have some stuff to do around here so... have fun.
Wife: (With suspicious eyes) Can you take the trash out and maybe unclog the bathroom sink?
Husband: (Looking everywhere but at suspicious eyes) Ummmm yea. I think I have time for that.
Wife: Okay, I love you.
Husband: Yea... me too.
- Wife departs -
Husband: Sock Block me? I'll get on that... Right after a quick visit to the spank bank.
When a lady blocks an oggler from checking out her featers by placing an object in front of or turning at an angle to hide the view. This can also be done by hiding behind a man or other person standing near her. An oggle blocker can be a purse or overhanging shirt that covrrs her butt.
Oggler 1: "Hey. She's got a great front pair."
Oggler 2: "Yes. She is hot."
Oggler 1: "Wait for it...and...Oh no. Oggle blocked by her purse."
Oggler 2: "Ha! She saw you looking."
the terrible act of going limp while putting on a condom
Frank: Did you bang that chick last night?
You: Nah, I got a serious case of condom block and couldn't finish the deal
being kept from playing on the basketball court.
We keep getting ball blocked by other people on the court.
when somebody walks in front of the screen while you are playing some hardcore call-of-duty
mom look out you're cod-blocking
Female equivalent of cock block. When a girl tries to prevent another girl from getting laid. Either a drunk biddie that doesn't know any better or just a trashbag that's jealous of you.
Person A - "Hey, what are you two doing out here all alone? I'm just gonna hangout with you all night!"
Next morning:
Person A - "So how did everything go with Harold last night?"
Person B - "Nothing happened because you wouldn't leave us alone"
Person A - "Oh shit, I choch-blocked you didn't I?"