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Something real men like me do, i search for duck which are dorks, softies, you know, and i whopp them. look up the word duck and u will know what im saying..I hunt ducks
Marlon: What do u want to do in the club tonite?
Peter: Lets go duck hunting!
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An Erister egg is a plastic egg into which something unexpected, particularly an odd or surprising message, is placed. It is then hidden to be found much as Easter eggs. But in an Erister Egg Hunt, or EggGASM, the egg finders usually don't know they're participating. They think they're finding normal Easter eggs.
The concept was first proposed to Discordians online by Pinky McFatfat of Dublin 11 days before Easter in 2008. Professor Cramulus named it EggGASM, and the Mythics of Harmonia (Princess Unicornia, Fairy Princess Yoshikyoko, Nurse Eggscream and others) named it Erister Egg Hunt. ("Erister" is a combination of "Easter" and the Goddess Discordia or "Eris").
Items that were hidden in plastic eggs that first year included odd quotes, one line meme bombs, a small doll's arm, a pair of black thong panties, a condom, and even a genuine Purple Heart medal. Messages were often included in an egg with a small toy.
Erister Egg Hunt/EggGASM is a part of Operation Mindfuck. Getting others involved is a part of OMGASM.
You're putting a candy penis in an Erister Egg? Sweet. Where's your EggGASM going to be?
We're setting up our Erister Egg Hunt two days before Easter at Spring Break Park.
The park by the school? Dude, don't hide something like that where kids can find it! Hide stuff like that at a college.
We already did the college. They got miniature pictures of Miley Ray Cyrus.
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When someone happens to shoot their friend while hunting, both intential or accidential. Made famous by Dick Cheney's hunting accident.
Phillip: Hey bro, if this turns into a presidential bird hunt, I will dismember you. Brutally.
Todd: Yeah, no problem.
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Literally the worst insult you can imagine. Saying this will end someone's career in one blow. They (and their bloodline) will have no employment opportunities and will likely die from the roast. Saying this is the easiest way to induce mass genocide.
"Hey man, I bought some bepis, do you--"
"STFU, you're just a hunt and peck typer."
---Has an aneurysm and dies---
An monumental event that took place in Watrous Saskatchewan that signified a large group of women being the target of drunk hook ups.
Hey man did you hear ? Landon is doing Cunt Hunt 2014
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This is where you find women of an older age, usually between the age of 35-45 (or if she's still bangin past than who gives a fuck).
Places to go "hunt" for MILFS would be at a Lowe's, Home Depot or at a Little League baseball game.
Make sure you're confident and proud, don' be afraid to flirt or stare at her titties for a bit. Get loose, get happy, get laid.
MILF HUNTING GROUNDS: Home Depot, Little League games, Supermarkets, etc.
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engaging in gay sex
Origin - Jack Harkness tells Gwen Cooper in the TV show TORCHWOOD, "Gotta go, Weevil hunting with Ianto." This refers to Ianto Jones, who is Jack's lover.
Yeah, those guys TOTALLY just went Weevil hunting with Ianto.
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