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When a girl is giving head and looks up at her dude
Guy 1: " oh man, morticia was so hott the other night!"
Guy 2: "Why?"
Guy 1: "Dude she gave me puppy eyes"
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A female that is picked up while she's down and left off somewhere, you try it out for a bit, than drop that bitch off right where you found her.
Yo, tried to rescue a pound puppy but she had to be taken back, whack bitch.
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i word for cute round BOOOBIEEESSSS!!!!
"Wow linds, would you look at that girls love puppies? they are so perfectly touchable looking!! OMG I wish i had breasts like that!"
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A newspaper the speaker wants to put down; a rag; a birdcage liner.
I use the LA Times as a puppy trainer.
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After having a heavy meal with your girl quickly get into sexual intercourse (before she has digested her food). When she starts to get into it, donkey punch her in the stomach. If done right, she should vomit. When she's done throwing-up, have sex and role around in the barf. Tip: take a shower after. LOL
We had to clean up the throw-up after we performed The Sick Puppy.
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A young, but legal, hottie. Refers to the fresh, appealing breath that puppies have before they develop nasty dog breath as they get older.
Check out the puppy breath over there...you know that's gotta be better than some old cougar.
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when you are campin out with your friends and you are dared to lick a puppy's dong
Jonathan performed an excellent puppy-lick on my dog the other day.
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