lay it like an onion

An idiom which is used when someone is being an idiot.

Wedge: Wheeeyyy!
Vlad: Wedge, just lay it like an onion!

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Spring Onion Sadness

When a female has just consumed a sandwich with particularly smelly ingredients, and the smell of spring onions secretes from her from then on.

That girl over there, got a case of the spring onion sadness

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stop coming the onion

it basically means dont hide things, or stop the fake crying, referring to an onions layers and the tears resulting from peeling one, a saying primarily used in certain areas of the northwest of england

Oh give over man and stop coming the onion

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French Onion Soup

When someone (or multiple people) shits, pisses and cums in a hot tub.

*Two dudes in a hot-tub*

Liam: I’m going to French onion soup this hot-tub.

Jack: Man please don’t French onion soup this hot-tub.

Liam: no.

*Liam shits pisses and cums with the power and ferocity of 10 suns*

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Gone off onion

When you leave an onion in the fridge for too long and it goes moldy and stinky.

The gone off onion tastes like a vampire's breath

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Onion puss puss

Pussy so Stanky that it will make you cry of Tears that are wetter than her stank ass pussy

Guy puts face in her pussy damn that shit stank girl you gotta onion puss puss

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peel the onion

The painstaking penetration of an anus without the proper lubrication.

A: Duude, Jane squeeled like a pig last night
B: Whatcha do to her,man. Did ya peel the onion on her?
A: Totally..

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