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Similar to saying "not to brag or anything"
Not to salt my own baguette or anything but i just shoved three eggs in my ass without breaking them.
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Training an H-1B Visa holder how to do your own job.
Manager: Team, I'm sorry to inform you that you're being laid off. The company will be terminating your employment in the next few weeks. This is Prassad, one of your half price replacement from Bangalore, India. He was contracted from Infosys because of the big shortage of technology workers in America.
Small problem though, he doesn't actually have any technology skills or speak English. So we need you to train him to do your job. We're asking you to dig your own grave if you want a severance check.
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Yeah, mind your own beeswax and search something else
Guy 1: Hi
Guy 2: GO AWAY AND MIND YOUR OWN BEESWAX
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let me go find your own man. Sis
find your own man
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Follows a deep tradition of "laying pipe" with questionable ladies. It invoves the task of putting a condom on yourself so its done right.
Dude, shes like the village bicycle... everybodys had a ride! I hope you pack your own chute!
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Convincing a woman who is too good for you that she is not good enough for you. Making her jump through hoops when she has better offers on the table.
I plan to tell her to come over and talk to me some time if she is interested. She will chase her own tail for 20 minutes before some rich guy might send her a couple of martinis.
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Resorting to masturbation due to lack of womanly contact, pleasuring yourself, etc
Person 1: Wow, i wish i had a girlfriend...
Person 2: Why? do you keep having to make your own sandwich?
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