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Parker

He’s the hottest of the hot, a must see American idol! He’s athletic, charming , hilarious, and adventurous. He destroys in volleyball and is the upmost brilliant person. Girls flock him at school he can barely even walk down school hallways without being followed by every girl he passes. They say he’s a keeper but from the stories I’ve heard he’s a player! Ohh how magical he is. If your lucky enough to see this spectacle of a man than dang i guess your lucky I don’t know what else too say. He’s the best kisser and holds himself to high standards minus his first kiss he low balled that one on some girl named maddisyn! He’s so adorable and I hope to date him one day.

Girl 1: ohh parker he’s so cute

Girl 2: yeah he’s the best he can kiss me all night long

Me: to bad I’ve got him in the bag

by Maddisyn Jolley December 21, 2021


parker

fuckin stoner with a massive cock. if u know a parker keep em at bay. hes a lil wild

yo parker come er n fuck me

by soupersoup April 23, 2020


parker

gay

ong parker is a gay queer

by jossywossy May 30, 2022


Parker

nobody likes him, he's lonely.

nobody hangs out with parker.

by September 14, 2020


Parker

Parker is a man that is a discord kitten and has many moderators

"Did you hear about Parker being a discord kitten"

by SlayingTheDayAway November 3, 2022


Parker

Mentally disabled/ retarded and ugly

"That kid name parker on the bus keeps getting yelled at because he's whipping his dick out at guys."

by FREINDLYRETARD February 25, 2020


Parker

An asshole who can't treat his girlfriend right so her gay bff is going to steal her.

Person 1: hey did you hear whatbahppend with parker?
Person 2: yeah, apparently hes an asshole so his girlfriend left him for her friend.

by Tear_Ramen September 16, 2021