He’s the hottest of the hot, a must see American idol! He’s athletic, charming , hilarious, and adventurous. He destroys in volleyball and is the upmost brilliant person. Girls flock him at school he can barely even walk down school hallways without being followed by every girl he passes. They say he’s a keeper but from the stories I’ve heard he’s a player! Ohh how magical he is. If your lucky enough to see this spectacle of a man than dang i guess your lucky I don’t know what else too say. He’s the best kisser and holds himself to high standards minus his first kiss he low balled that one on some girl named maddisyn! He’s so adorable and I hope to date him one day.
Girl 1: ohh parker he’s so cute
Girl 2: yeah he’s the best he can kiss me all night long
Me: to bad I’ve got him in the bag
fuckin stoner with a massive cock. if u know a parker keep em at bay. hes a lil wild
Parker is a man that is a discord kitten and has many moderators
"Did you hear about Parker being a discord kitten"
Mentally disabled/ retarded and ugly
"That kid name parker on the bus keeps getting yelled at because he's whipping his dick out at guys."
An asshole who can't treat his girlfriend right so her gay bff is going to steal her.
Person 1: hey did you hear whatbahppend with parker?
Person 2: yeah, apparently hes an asshole so his girlfriend left him for her friend.