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A pimp whose hoes have the syph. He purposely sells his hoes to people, with the weird infatuation of syph dominating the female vaginas and male pee-pee's of all people. Though ironically he does NOT have the syph.
my wife cheated on me the other night so i called the syph-pimp to hook me up with a hoe. Me and my wife are back together but that bitch wont cheat again...SHE GOTS DA SYPH!!
to be so excellent as a pimp, this person always has his picle in somebody.....resulting in the pickle affect.
That Gregg has slept with so many girls this week, he became the pickle pimp.
Vehicle windows (as in a pimpmobile) which are so heavily tinted that they are almost opaque.
It's impossible to see what Joe and his girlfriend are doing in his car cause of his pimp windows...
A. the swagger walk with a leaning motion one who brokers the sexual favors of women for profits and they walk with a limp
B. a good looking pimp with solid body structure, swagger and style
Bro! Did you see that pimp?
Naw man, why?
He's got a solid Pimp Curve going on right there!
(In reality television), the last performance of the night on a show which uses the public vote as the deciding factor, usually the most remembered and least likely to be voted off. Often used by producers to try and sway the vote.
It's obviously rigged for Yasmin, she's had four pimp slots on the bounce.
1. The drink you get from mixing Dr. Pepper and whiskey especially Jack Daniels.
2. Anything as awsome as the drink deskribed above.
1. I had some Dr. PIMP it was Dr. Pimp.
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When a persons got the highest level of swagger in the way they walk, talk and act. In order for someone to have a high PIMP STATUS one must usually abide by some simple rules in order to become successful. These things are as followed Cool, Amazing, Lucky, EGO BOOST (C.A.L.E)
Cool- make sure you wear the best up to date things to make your Pimp Status highest as possible Ex. Stripe collared shirts, Tie dye shoes and retro cereal box watches etc.
Amazing- This is simple for many but harder for others. In order to be " AMAZING" this relies solely on your speech. Some examples of things you can say to achieve a high PIMP STATUS is " I don't Currrrr!!!!" and " That's how I do!"
Lucky- Everyone needs a little luck in their lives and in order to achieve a PIMP STATUS you must have a little luck.
EGO BOOST- Start out by being just nice then create a plot for world domination using this. Once in a while mention how "GODLY" you are to people then after a while people will start believing you. Believe it or not the more you say it the harder it will be for people to deny.
By doing these things you will be able to obtain or retain your PIMP STATUS. The word PIMP STATUS must ALWAYS be capitalized because it is the most important title you could ever get. If you follow these simple steps your PIMP STATUS will be HUUUUGGGGEEE!!!!!!!
Ally: OMG your so godly! I wanna know why you are so PIMP'N?
You: I don't currrr, what you want! and I know! its because of my tie dye shoes and retro cereal box watch that I have a high PIMP STATUS! Now follow C.A.L.E and you could be a PIMP TOO! yyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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