playing apex

Slang for having gay sex, usually with the homies.

Friend: "I'm playing apex with the boys, sorry"
You: "Oh, I didn't know you were gay."
Friend: "Yes, I enjoy sucking peeeeenis."

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Free Play

Awhen circumstances allow for an action without consequence due to an ignorance of a one or more parties

Rachel's mom wants me to go with her daughter to their beach house alone because she wants her to meet a good guy. I'm the most dangerous man in the world with a free play.

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Play government

1. When one partner taxes the other person's ass in bed. Sometimes includes one member of the couple dressing up like Uncle Sam.

bang boink bone do screw hump fuck nail rail shag tap tap that tax that ass tax tax that taxing tax that ass like woah government playing government gov't play gov't playing gov't to play government Uncle sam

My boyfriend has been traveling for two weeks. He said when he gets home tonight we're going to play government all night long.

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play date

plans made with friends or someone of the other sex to hang out. You can not ditch on play dates! ever its against the whole way of play dates.

We had a play date today.

Wanna have a play date tomorrow

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playing lighthouse

Verb: to get an erection while reclining in a bathtub

I walked in on sean playing lightouse in the bathroom.

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Free to Play

When a video game (normally on PC) is free but also has a shop which you can pay for items in. When a player is Free to Play or F2P they are generally catergorized as being not very good or Nooby.

Man, this guy is so nooby he must be Free to Play.

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good play

A firm slap on the ass, usually given when someone does a simple task such as hammering in a nail, feeding the cat, or dunking a basketball. A well timed good play can be very helpful to one's self esteem OR be very hurtful to one's job situation.

When Andrea finished filling the salt shaker, she was given a good play by her fiance (and she liked it...ALOT).

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