poke you're mudhole

wanting to pake a ladys brown box

"hey Syn let me poke you're mudhole"

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National boob poke day

On this day, guys and girls are free to poke any girls boobs and they can't get mad! Mark april 27th in your calenders!

Have fun...

:Yoo she's got some right clonkers!

I know right?! Dude it's national boob poke day go wild!

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A poke in the eye with a sharp stick

The third choice in a series of options in which the first two have been rejected.

A: "I'm sorry your date cancelled. Do you want to go see a movie?"

B: (sulkily) "No."
A: "Want to go to the club?"

B: "No."
A: "Want a poke in the eye with a sharp stick?"

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Poke the beasty and feed it some grass

The compex analysis of theoretical problems with no solutions.

Megan: I need some help deriving the isothermal expansion of reversible work.
Joe: Well, just poke the beasty and feed it some grass.

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hey poke the dead guy

what most people would say in the instance of finding some one of undetermined identity deceased and lying in a field.

first kid "whoa guys look what i found"
second kid "hey poke the dead guy"
dead guy"..............."

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Poke War Grace Period

The two day period of time allotted between receiving a poke on Facebook, and returning said poke. Instilled in order to prevent sitting on Facebook for days.

Bill: "HAHA you haven't poked me back all day! I win!"

Andrew: "Dude, haven't you ever heard of the poke war grace period? I still have another day!"

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National Poke That Titty Day

On April 13th you can grab anyone's Titty. No matter the gender, race, taken, not taken, anyone. So be prepared people

Yo I'm gonna grab her titty because it's National Poke That Titty day and nothing's wrong with it.

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