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You are in the bathroom to pee, and suddenly, and out of nowhere, like a phantom.. you have to poop. There was no previous sensation as if one had to defecate, it snuck in like flynn and out like a trout.
Last night at my families house, I was taking a nice long piss when suddenly I had a surprise poop
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Fecal matter that contains trace spices, peppers, chilis, or oils from the person's last meal, causing the pooper anal discomfort or burning, ranging from mild to severe. This discomfort occurs while pooping and possibly up to 24 hours thereafter, dependent on level of spiciness of the consumed food.
Dude, after eating "El Burrito Diablo" from that mexican place, I have had spicy poop 3 times this morning alone. This is worse than when i ate the Atomic Wings!
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Files named ".DS_Store" that Mac OS X Finder leaves behind in every folder that it accesses.
God damn it, stop accessing my file server with your Mac! It leaves Mac poop all over the fucking place! FUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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The feeling of pure relief and the audible sigh a person makes when releasing a bowel movement that has been held in much too long.
After being stuck in a meeting for two hours Jack ran to the bathroom and had a poop-gasm in stall #2.
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The poop that slips right out and hides in the flush passage as the bottom of the bowl. The poop producer looks into the bowl, and finds that the turd magically disappeared.
I sat down to crap, and by the time I stood up to examine my handiwork, I saw that it was an invisible ghost poop.
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a small, but highly significant, payload of poop or 'turdulation' which is expelled, emitted, dropped, pitched, left, released, extruded, or otherwise de-ass-ified from one's rear 'port'.
Always firm (or it would be called a 'poop toothpaste' or a 'poop ribbon', it is usually deep chocolate brown in color and highly aromatic in a thoroughly barfulated manner.
It is sometimes used as a name of deep affection or admiration.
I just dropped a poop nugget.
I have contributed many poop nuggets to the local ecology.
Oy, there's a poop nugget in my socks!
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You are quite a poop nugget, Mr. President.
(In French accent like Pepe LePew) Mah darleeng, you are such a beautiful poupe nougat! I am mahd for you, ma petite poopoux!
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The unwritten ethical code established at office buildings or other places of employment where multiple restrooms allow for the banning poops to be taken in specified restrooms, thus allowing others to avoid smelling your nasty dumps during business hours. Poop code is often designated to restrooms near high-volume traffic areas, or those within close proximity to a break room where meals are prepared and/or eaten. Poop code should only be violated in cases of emergency such as: extreme mud-butt, or volcanic ass.
Damn it! I went to the 7th floor break room to eat my tiny pizza, but someone broke poop code and I lost my appetite. I'll bet it was that hobo-looking-mother-fucker!
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