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The place where a expensive toliet is put, usually in a washroom.
I love the position of a expensive urine within the washroom, it’s so thoughtful!
When you’re so sure of something, you’re willing to settle it by betting a Plate-Lunch.
Joe-Shmo: Bruh, You sure you know where you going?
Braddah-man: Cuz, I’m plate-lunch positive. This is my stomping grounds!
Somewhat a stance on a sex position. In game or out of game, where you send a whore to ride a roller coaster by herself and you fuck her as soon as she gets off.
er: Also means a searcher of rollercoaster porno.
Luckily the man that runs the ride wasn’t wearing a mask during his Tycoon Position ventures unlike the last visiter who fucked his cousin’s friend when he was really after her black friend that’s hot, so we caught him on XVideos Red. Hi Johnny Sins, the tycoon positioner playing RuneScape simultaneously with Roller Tycoon minimized.
Bent over a bunk bed and getting railed in the ass doggy style
I’m so horny right now I would like to get my girlfriend in prison position as she’s on the rag
A position in which you sit on your lazy ass for around 13 hours and scroll your dash/ reblog pictures. There is no escape from this position. Sorry.
"Man, I've been stuck in the tumblr position for a day and a half now."
"That's unfortunate."
A great idea, horrible execution. People normalizing unhealthy weight, especially being plus sized. Body positivity is meant to promote healthy bodies, normalizing insecurities that do not affect ones health such as hip dips, promote a healthy diet/weight loss, recognizing a petite person doesn't mean they have anorexia, recognizing that a larger person or someone with belly rolls is normal, and overall just not caring so much about looks and being extremely skinny or following the beauty standard for bodies (ex. western; fat ass big boobs and small waist, china; imposibilly petite). However body positivity is instead being used as an excuse to normalize being an unhealthy weight, especially large. Yes there are larger people existing while still maintaining a healthy diet and healthy exercise however they should not be abnormally large. It is sad to see our youth being obese but it is also a reflection of us and we should really realize what we are doing with ourselves first instead of blaming it on everyone else.
Wow that person is so fat
No they aren't, we need to promote body positivity
No they are an unhealthy weight, clearly, don't you see their width is larger than their height?
The act of wasting reality time on a cell phone
There she is over there in the chin tuck thumb twirl position wasting time instead of doing her job.