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~The insertion of something into ones memory that was never there to begin with.
~A word that is randomly and mentally added into a conversation that is not there; auditory hallucination
#1 - "My friend got a tatto of a pumpkin on his arm last weekend.
#2 - "What?! Why a purple pumpkin?"
#1 - "Purple? Where'd you get purple from?"
#2 - "You just said it."
#1 - "No I didn't. I said he got a tatto of a pumpkin. No color. Just a pumpkin."
#2 - "... oh."
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1. A low cost housing unit for smurfs on welfare
2. The act of smacking one's penis on a girls face leaving a bruise in the shape of a mushroom
3. What they look like after you've had too many of those 'Shrooms'.
1. After smurfette became a crack addict she started to whore herself to support her habbit. Now that silly slut can only afford to live in the purple mushrooms.
2. I gave her such a purple mushroom it left a welt!
3. Whoa, dude, I think I should be cut off... those are..PURPLE MUSHROOMS!!!
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The gayest teletubby in the motha fuckin teletubbies
Person 1: your a purple teletubby. Person 2: The fuck?
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the purple head is the tip of the penis, more noticeable if you have been circumcised
john: dude my purple head is puffy today
joe: is it purple?
john: yeah
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When you grab your dick and squeeze it until the head turns purple, then mercilessly punch the head or with a purple mallet/hammer. This act is usually done intoxicated and was originated by New Hampshire's own Matthew "Bordmatt" Warriner.
Hey what is Bordmatt doing?
Oh he is just over there doing his Purple Hammer thing.
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promethazine and codeine(purple flavor) mixed with sprite or any other lemon-lime soda...100X better than alcohol..Alcohol makes you angry..Purple Drank makes you happy..
Other names for it include..sizzurp, lean and Texas Tea
It is tradionally drinked out of white Styrofoam cups..drinking too much may cause dizziness and eventually seizures..Lil Wayne has said that he experiences seizures from it but doesn't wanna quit..cuz it's so damn good !!!
Some ppl even dip blunts/joints in purple drank to make them feel even more high
Jolly ranches and some sour skittles enhance da flavor !!!!
Mark: "Aye, why are you so happy??"
Jim:"Man, I just had some of dat Purple Drank"
Mark:"Oh, pour some in my cup dog"
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The Purple Snake when someone or you squeeze the penis so hard that it turns purple. It is generally a rare occurrence, but it can still occur.
Holy shit Dude, you look fucking dead.
Yeah, Sarah gave me a killer Purple Snake.
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