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Small south Texas town with nothing going on except a smelly gas refinery. Highlight is school sports, hunting & fishing. Choke Canyon Lake located on the outskirts of town...probably named from the choking smell of the refinery. Very little to see or do.
texas town smelly three rivers tx nueces frio atascosa rivers
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One of the coolest towns there is, smaller than 7 by 7 miles. The best people live there. A Chicago suburb. Try finding it on the map, it's nearly impossible. In Illinois.
Person 1: Dude, what did we just go through?
Person 2: That was fucking Fox River Grove, coolest town there is!
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Cumming on a beautiful blond woman's toes.
Boo wanted to make a fantasy of mine come true so she let me cum on her toes and we called it a River valley pedicure.
Fingering a chick while she's pissing.
Guy 1: I can't believe Andrew fingered that drunk chick while she was peeing.
Guy 2: ahhh the I'm yellow river dam?
A poker technique commonly employed by poker players at Casinos in Biloxi, Philadelphia, and New Orleans. In order for a bluff to be considered a Mississippi River bluff, the following criterion must be satisfied:
1) The player is playing Texas Hold 'Em or a similar game,
2) the player open shoves fifth street, and
3) the player is playing the board.
I can't believe that fish called my Mississippi River bluff with only top pair!
The act of using a frothy mix of semen and raw sewage water from the Wabash River as a lubricant during anal sex, resulting in the contraction of AIDS or other STDs.
Jammy, I pulled an old Wabash River Snake on some chick yesterday!
A Shediac River Special is to recieve a blowjob when smoking a marijuana joint and drinking a beer while driving on a Shediac River dirt road.
Man #1: Hey man i recieved the greatest Shediac River Special last night! Man #2 : What kind of beer was it? Man #1: Budweiser of course.