"Holy shit bitch, fuggin look you pussy! Check out the cock dock on that cunt. Totally going to introduce her to my wad-rod asap!"
A penis that, though it may aesthetically pleasing, falls short of it's intended use. A nice, big, perfect dick that is governed by a man who is so incredibly useless that it is never allowed to reach anywhere near Its potential effective use thus rendering it a beautiful tragedy. Like a hot nun or nipples on a man.
"He couldn't make me cum even after 2 and a half hours of fucking".
"Sometimes the show cock turns out to be a preening rod."
A dumpy racist turd that eats more red meat than a grizzly and hibernates on the toilet.
Jimmy, listen to that fat racist slob over there. Yeah, I saw him shit a tree stump. Wow he is a real Rod Wiles.
A catboy but in denial. Probably like mens but who knows? Loves crimes and terroizing Lyric aka Animallover24678
Whose that cool dude over there?
That's rod sunrise!
Oh my goodness
A bi-sexual, possibly a co-worker who is so horny all the time that you’re Nervous being around the person because they will hump anything that moves.
Dude, Flame Rod stopped by my house the other night and the fish stopped swimming!
When a person defecates into a condom then freezes it solid,once frozen it is then used as a dildo
I picked up a right dirty girl last night,she asked me if I fancied some Dutch Rodding
Noun: It’s when someone makes up rules or tell them when it’s the most convenient for him as the game progress.
Him: you can’t collect 200$ after passing go if you just went to jail.
You: that’s total bullshit, you just made that rule.
Everyone else: another one of your Rod Rules I presume?