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Roger Spy is megastar and living legend. He is often credited for having invented the word “the” and most of the English language. He’s a health freak, when he is not drinking gallons of ‘margarytas’. He’s obsessed with blueberry Alpro yogurt and is a world renowned Michael Jackson ambassador. Rumours have it that he is dating Cher and Theresa May, but alas Roger Spy is a very private man. Above all, he cherishes his friends and his large penis. Having attended masturbation school and graduated with honours, Roger Spy is a man of peace.
Fuck me…Roger Spy!
Only Roger Spy would pull this off.
That Roger Spy sure can dance!
Which hair colour do you think Roger Spy will have today?
That’s such a Roger Spy thing to do.
Harder, Roger Spy, harder!!
I’m coming, I’m coming Roger Spy!!!!
That was so good Roger Spy!
Why do you spend your money on so much crap Roger Spy?
When you pull up on your ass checks and let your cock and balls droop down while singing The Gambler.
My co-worker Mike was so drunk he walked out onto the baseball field and started the Kenny Rogers until the mascot tackled him.
A self pleasuring position that erupted in the late 1980's in the town of Rouleau, Saskatchewan where Mr. Roger Flender grew up. Roger, among other extra curricular activities, had a fetish for roosters. He grew so attached to the animal that he wanted to further his love by mimicking their style for pleasure. The position has 4 steps: (Note, this will only work for males)
1. Push your stiff boner between your legs so that it is pointing directly behind you.
2. Close your legs, holding your boner in this position.
3. Keeping your legs together, bend down slowly so that the tip of your boner pushes through the gap just above your ankles depending on the length of your boner.
4. Then with the help of your favorite lube, continue to pleasure the tip of your penis by pushing it in and out of the gap above your ankles.
* Shave the part of your legs where your boner touches for added smoothness/pleasure.
To help out unknown vocabulary:Roger Rooster masurbation pleasure boner legs penis lube
the most beautiful, cute, adorable girl i have ever met. shes super nice, kind and caring. shes always smiling, always happy and laughing, but on the inside i think shes broken. shes very insecure about herself, she thinks she ugly and fat she turns down every compliment, doesnt like hugs even though ours were amazing. she makes everyones day and always looks out for people before herself. there have been so many times she could have left me but she hasnt, shes still the best friend i could ever ask for. her eyes are green and i love staring into them. her smile is the thing i wake up to see everyday, she is the reason i try and wake myself up everymorning. her voice is the thing i want to fall asleep to everynight, abby gives everyones life a bit of light. she pulled me out of my darkest times and is the first person to care for me so much, i would do anything to keep her safe in my arms, to keep her warm everynight, to kiss her forehead and make sure she sleeps well. shes the girl ive dreamed of all my life and im so grateful ive finally met her. even if we stay as friends in the end, the feelings ive got for her, the love, will never disappear. she needs to know she is perfect in everyway, and that i would do anything to see her happy. when she told me she was broken, that broke me more than i already was. i know youre reading this now, it might hit hard it might not. just know everynight im sitting here til 4am thinking of a future with you. i love you abby, i really do.
me: hey short stuff
abby rogers: hey cunt ( cum shoe, piss jeans, piss jacket, twat, dickhead ect. )
Rogers heritage high school is a tuff weird jail school where all the crack heads go and slutty girls like “Kassandra” haha but yes heritage is a school you don’t wanna go because it’s full of black people and if they see you wearing a piece of clothing that’s nice or when you bring food, expect them to start surrounding you for a bite of the food because they are one hungry monkeys aka Bam Bam!
Rogers heritage high school
Sucks
Monkeys
Give a girl or boy a good seeing to(sexual activity) like he does in the James Bond films
Copyright Tom Newman
I’m going To give her a good roger moorein