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sad skate

When you’re feelin low an you need to get out and cruise to free your mind.

Bryce hit a sad skate after Andrea ghosted his needy ass.

by Kushlossus of Klout November 9, 2020

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SAD HANDJOB

A sex act where the only lubrication is the tears of the person preforming the handjob.

Bill was regulated to sad handjobs after his girlfriend broke up with him.

by Poohbear of claws October 31, 2018

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money-sad

Sadness, depression, or general anxiety caused when someone with little money, whether a college student, jobless college graduate, or just a general ghetto fool, who is forced to pay for something (relatively) expensive.

Extreme money-sadness is defined as money-depression.

I had to pick up that $70 tab last night when we played Credit Card roulette, and after I checked my bank account this morning I was totally money-sad. *sigh*

I'm gonna go lay on the floor until it goes away or turns into money-depression. *sigh*

by Imatworkrightnow February 23, 2009

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Sad ace

A pathetic attempt at something that is supposed to be amazing.

1) Wow, lime green? Christie's formal (prom) dress is really sad ace.
2) -Nick fell off his bike on that jump.
-Yeah I saw that, it was totally sad ace.
3) -Look at her hitting on Justin, doesn't she know he's gay?
-I know, she's making it awkward for everyone. She's so sad ace.

by Rach+Catherine May 5, 2011

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team sad

the spectacular, flip flop disasters and beer, this team can take it all...

em and ellie, go us we totally rule bring on the chaos

by ellie March 2, 2005

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sad virgin

A virgin β€œman” who stays home and plays nothing but league of legends, world of warcraft, and wizard 101 in his parents house all day. This man also has a habit of looking at big, 2-D, anime titties

β€œYou don’t go out much do you?”
β€œI’m a sad virgin, what do you expect?”

by ImABigBlackDuck April 10, 2018

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Sad Clam

A frowning vagina, IE: a vagina with an oddly, visible and prominent curvature. The curvature resembles a sad face, much like a crying clown holding a balloon. An unpleasant vagina, one that nobody would like to see.

"Daaaamn, did you see the busted vagina on her?" "Yeah, that's a sad clam, Rodger!" Also see: ham wallet

by Captain JynX March 13, 2011

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