Garden salad

Salad made of garden. Includes lettuce, tomato soup, kitchen, muck and horse cock.

The garden salad was grown, chopped and prepared by lily.

Garden Salad

When you eat shrooms, smoke a bowl of the devils lettuce, and then eat a spicy af pepper.

Last weekend the boys and I had a garden salad. I’ve never sweat so much in my life.

Tomatoed a Salad

The act of a Male stuffing his testicles into ones asshole.

Wyatt: How was your date last night
Robbie: Let's just say I tomatoed a salad last night

Irish salad

An alcoholic shot consisting of three quarters ounce of your preferred whiskey topped with one quarter ounce of garden salad remnants and/or italian dressing. Ideal pairing: Jameson whiskey and Olive Garden salad dressing

Do Irish salads prevent hangovers?... because I'm feeling pretty fucking good and I shouldn't

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tossing the salad

eating out of the ass

I slapped some syrop on her ass and tossed the salad....

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tossed salad

A green leafy dish, usually made with lettuce, with some sort of dressing, i.e. ranch, 1000 island, etc...

As a precurser to dinner, my little brother made me some tossed salad.

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toss a salad

Upon her release from prison Martha Stewart said she learned an entirely new way to toss a salad. This recipe involved jelly.

This recipe involved jelly eaten out of her ass.

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