cock shop

A very shady hole-in-the-wall type shop where cheap goods are sold. The shop can sell anything from stolen goods to video games to cheap jewelry. Also, the owner may be a serial killer or something of that nature. Never go into a cock shop alone or for an extended period of time. Cock shops may also sell cocks if the owner is asked in the correct manner. Pete loves them.

This cock shop has a TV for sale that looks just like the one stolen from my apartment... WTF! They have underwear with my name on it in here too!

Call the police if I don't come out of that cock shop within 10 minutes.

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shop talk

Talking about inconsequential things. The most basic of conversation.

"That guy is so vapid, the chat was total shop talk"
"Don't ask me how the weather is, I hate shop talk"
"Our conversation was like the shop talk of sedated housewives"

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shop boyz

A bad ass Hood Rock band that invented the genre... These guy have been laying down tracks for a long time, and are finally getting their due.

Da Shop Boyz

"Da Shop Boyz new album be dropping on the 19th of June yo..."

"Those MF'ers be putting it down..."

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chop shop

A badly edited picture done in professional picture editor (typically Adobe Photoshop).

My friend made a chop shop out of a picture of me trying to get rid of the acne.

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wreck shop

1.the act of destroying something or fighting some one and severely hurting them
2.originated during the beginning of the holocaust during the "night of broken glass". the nazis came and wrecked all of the jewish shops.

1. "Joe totally had to wreck shop on that fools face!"
2. "Last night those nazis really wrecked shop."

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candy shop

A situation that is created when a girl is wearing edible chocolate panties (or a thong), has just received a hot load of semen all over and inside her vagina, and simultaneously has her period. The wonderful kaleidoscope of tasty colors (brown, white, red) gives the illusion of a candy shop. Dig in!

Come on Sierra, let's go buy an edible thong, I feel like a trip to the candy shop tonight!

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Shopping Spree

This is when you go into a large to medium-sized grocery store, fill a cart and casually walk out to your car and deposit them without looking around or acting suspicious, simply seeing what you can get away with without using any deception or diversion

It is an anti-scam

Your fridge is full. Yea I just went on a shopping spree.

How did you jack that much shit? Easy, dawg, shopping spree, just walked out with it.

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