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A intense session of Masturbation, resulting in a gritty feeling
'I'm just going to hit the shower to slap the flapjack'
A form of graffiti and also vandalism. Mostly used with intention of getting your work out their without the hassle of buying paint and starting to paint walls. Its harder to get caught and punished for this opposed to tagging/bombing walls. Good for graffiti beginners.
Me and my Mate just went out sticker slapping
when very tired, a person can be slap grouchy, on the edge of sleep but grouchy. The opposite of slap happy.
she was so tired she was slap grouchy.
When you store your cum in a jar and walk around the streets putting your hand in it and then slapping every woman you see in the face, covering it with cum.
Hey, remember Giovanni?
Oh yes that 25 year old guy walking around Bologna sperm slapping women.
Noice!
Verb when slowly stroking your penis just shy of ejackulation
Craig was slow slapping wile watching porn waiting for the money shot to bust a nut!
A burf slap is a rule in beer pong where a team gets one chance per game to backhand the opposing team's ball as it reaches a cup, without any penalties. If a second burf slap is used, that team loses. Burf slaps make beer pong more interesting and can be a great tactical move for those strategic players.
Player: "If I make this shot we win"
Opponent: "You're forgetting I have my burf slap still"
When a definitive action is taken that definitively solves a problem or mutes all criticism. Based on how Sean Connery would slap people in the movies.
" Dude Steve Jobs was taking a lot of flak over not allowing Flash on the iPhone, then he wrote a memo where he totally just Connery Slapped his critics"
" The head of product development was yelling at me why the prototype wasn't ready, I told him it was because he didn't respond to the email I sent him last night where I told him I needed some hardware. He admitted it was his fault. I Connery slapped him"
"Dude we had no tool to check how many users we had, so I stayed up last night and wrote one. I Connery Slapped that problem"