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A whore soccer mom is a mom who is divorced and has a sexual craving so she will fuck with any one who comes next to her.
Where is Andrea?
Probably getting her own practice in from the coach.
Yeah probably being the whore soccer mom age is
The moist feeling from a butthole after a good poop. No matter how many showers you take, it's still wet, like a soccer-mom watching Magic Mike for the first time. Soccer-mom hole may or may not sting/burn.
"Bro, I took the biggest poop yesterday. It's been 16 hours and I still got the soccer-mom hole."
Person 1: Is she a soccer girl.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: Man she probably sleeps around.
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1. The act of trapping the ball using one's crotch.
2. The act of stopping a shot on goal/Penalty Kick during a game using only the Testicles/Crotch Area.
3. Stopping a pass from reaching completion using the crotch.
John was Sprinting towards goal, only one defender left, the Keeper had spontaneously combusted, when George moved in front of his shot at the last second with an amazing Cockblock (Soccer Definition).
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when the police chuck the tear gas and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and then the police shoot them.
Yo lets play some tear gas soccer
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she best sport event in the world
hay fag nba is cot hafe a good as soccer
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