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When your taking a shit and you spit in between your legs but hit your balls.
John: "I was taking a dump and I was spit balling."
Dave: "So"
John: "You think my girl would like the flavor?"
Dave: "........................"
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Dave: yo i saw u trying to spit some game on jenny
Bob: yea but she wasn't interested
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The act of removing one's throbbing cock from the asshole of their significant other immediately after donkey punching them and proceeding to hack a fat loogy into their gaped asshole.
Richard and I got home after a long performed at Mexican spit donkey all night long.
The person is only good for performing oral sex
Jimmy: Shawty a treesh she only good for the spits
Tom: Facts
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My 6-month-old son was fast asleep, a trickle of angel spit rolling down his chin.
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A hit spit spackle is when you are going to violently hit someone till they can barely see there mother it is also a very dangerous threat
Person: *being annoying*. You:I’m gonna hit spit spackle you.
It means exactly what it says. Put your saliva in my mouth. Drool on my tongue.
"Last night when were fucking she said to spit in my mouth. So I did, I spat some saliva on her tongue.
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