It's an Asian squat while playing games on a handheld device.
Every time I see my wife in the kitchen, she's pullin a Tamagotchi Squat.
Sitting/squatting with your legs together, arms at your sides, back slightly arched but otherwise good posture. It's a compact pose.
"Oh no, Mikey's doing the homosexual squat again."
"Fellas, is it gay to sit?"
"Only if you're doing the homosexual squat like Nicole over there."
When you eat something really spicy and then go back to your hotel in tennessee and have an awful shit, stinking the entire room.
He tried the work's hottest gummy bear and had to have the Tennessee Squat.
When a woman does squats onto a mans penis
“Linda did some love squats on me the other day, it was great”
Using the bathroom in an old fashioned manner, specifically without a cellphone, tablet, or other electronic device as a means of entertainment.
"My phone and tablet are both out of batteries, and my gameboy is out of batteries. Time to do some pilgrim squatting."
When you have a life-illuminating thought while on the toilet, particularly pissing.
Dude... I had the craziest squat thought while passing that kidney stone.
Signature white guy dance move. Typically used when dancing with a member of the opposite sex. As the partner moves close to a guy on the dancefloor he will tend to squat very low, with his groin somewhere in the region of her mid-thigh to kneecaps, and grind in her direction. It is appears to be highly uncomfortable and inefficient.
I tried to twerk this rump on his junk but he was "white boy squatting" and I wasn't trying to get that low in these heels. Way too much stress on the thighs.