Sticks and Stones

From the saying "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I don't give a fuck"

Bob: You know, you shouldn't drink that much or you might regret it.

You: STICKS AND STONES

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get stoned

What you do before the word stoned applies. Contrary to popular opinion, it's not the only way to blow your mind, man!

"Everybody wants to get stoned."

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Rosetta Stoned

1: Being so high that you begin speaking another language.

2: A song by the Progressive/Psychedelic Metal band "Tool."

Guy 1: What's your favorite Tool song?
Guy 2: Rosetta Stoned

Guy 1: Hey dude.
Guy 2: Hola senor.
Guy 1: Are you Rosetta Stoned again?
Guy 2: Si.

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Twilight Stoned

That moment after having absorbed enough of a hallucinogenic drug into the body that it causes one to enter a spatio-temporal realm known as the Twilight Zone Dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind; moving into a land of both shadow and substance, a land of things and ideas.

Some experiences are good, some are bad.

Not to be confused with Scary Door Stoned

Jamal: Dude I feel like we've been walking in circles for the past half hour. I've seen that pattern of trees five times already and the path just keeps going...

David: dude relax, you're just Twilight Stoned. Let's get you home, there's cookies!

Jamal: Yay!

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sydney stone

A super sexy girl who has an amazing ass. Her ass is really big and juicy and you just want to grab it every time you see it in yoga pants. She also has nice boobs and is nicer than people think she is

The girl in your school that has a bodacious ass that you want to penetrate that is named sydney stone

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Food Stoned

The feeling of being "high" after eating a large meal, one that is usually very delicious and satisfying.

Kamal - "Oh man, that shit was bangin."

Casey - "...Huh? I blacked out for a second... I'm sooo food stoned."

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Rosetta Stoned

Side effect of spending too much time using your Rosetta Stone software.
Symptoms are similar to that of smoking a generous amount of high quality marijuana.

After three hours of learning Japanese on my Rosetta Stone software, i was so Rosetta Stoned that I ate a whole pizza and passed out for 12 hours.

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