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Sword

When a baseball player swings foolishly at a pitch outside of the strike zone to strike out.

(Strikes out player) "Sword!"

by Baseballplayer05 May 20, 2024


Swords

An epic duel (some call it a dance) in which each contestant attacks the opponents pee steam in the same urinal! In effort to over power their stream. To prove once and for all! You have a greater penile velocity , or possibly just heavier flow!

Hey guys! Anybody want to play swords?

by swords January 07, 2018


Throw a sword

Term for specific type of puking in Slovakia, an opposite of power spew, or the opposite of throwing a stick.

When someone throws up, the puke exiting person´s mouth is going out in low speed (and there´s oftenly a lot of it, coming in multiple waves), so the person throwing a sword oftenly pukes on themselves and all over the toilet or the object the person is trying to puke in (oftenly messing it up or missing it entirely). After they finish throwing the sword, a lot of saliva or remains of the vomit hang from the thrower´s mouth.

Please, God, don´t let me throw a sword.
If you´re going to throw a sword, then go outside!

If I knew David was about to throw a sword, I´d give him extra bucket and tissues.

by Exit August 07, 2018


Half-Swording

The act of inserting one's penis in their partner while still soft, relevant with males who cant get it up or impatient.

I caught the village freak Gargamel Half-Swording the well known whore Muriel, he wasn't even hard yet.

by Half-Garf May 01, 2025


sword+fighting

Type your definition here...it+is+a+fight+between+two+penis+where+the+two+penis+slept+one+another

Type an example of how it's used in a sentence...lets+play+sword+fighting

by raj789 November 16, 2018


sword+fighting

Type your definition here...it+is+a+fight+between+two+penis+where+the+two+penis+slept+one+another

Type an example of how it's used in a sentence...lets+play+sword+fighting

by raj789 November 16, 2018


Flaming diamond sword

The weapon of choice used by chemists to kill all members of isis and their children.

The chemist ran through the battle slicing up bullets and killing isis babies with the flaming diamond sword stoned off his ass on crudest row.

by cockmouthbrandon March 12, 2015